Squeaky Loona - non-lifesaving paddleboard

Squeaky Safety Advice

don't fall into your local pond/river/ocean. It's very cold and you're unlikely to get rescued by the hellhound on lifeguard duty.

This is definitely not a lifesaving device.

Which shouldn't stop you from enjoying this exclusive and colourful version of AyGee's Loona, which is also available as an inflatable body pillow or dakimakura! This life ending device is 195 cm long, ca. 65 cm wide and has a single chamber with a large quick-deflation valve. It has a grommet at the front for attaching a tow rope (but don't even try to tow it behind a boat!).